(Not) The "10 Things I've Done That Odds Are, You Haven't" LJ Game
I refuse to refer to these things as memes anymore. I think it cheapens the concept, which I think is very cool, but I digress. Since I can't think of 10 things interesting and unique enough to share on a list such as this, I'm changing the rules of the game to be more like another LJ game I saw a while ago. Some of these are real, (and probably no surprise at all if you know me in person) and some are total bullshit.

1. Skydove out of a plane whilst it was very much not on the ground.
2. Got impatient waiting for a stuck chair lift and jumped off.
3. Had a five-month long intensive background check done on me by the Canadian Secret Service, which included a polygraph test.
4. Juggled machetes.
5. Been hit by a fastball hard enough to stay in intensive care overnight.
6. Done a backwards two-and-a-half backflip off a 3 meter springboard.
7. Got my ass handed to me sparring a fourth-dan Taekwon-do black belt who also happens to be both a second-dan in Jiujustu as well as ex-Military (Airborne, I think, but terribly unsure).
8. Written software currently in use in Health Centers all over Alberta.
9. Shattered just under five inches of solid wood with my elbow.
10. Constructed a model car powered by pressurized water.

Free free to post your guesses in the comments.  ¶ 9:39 a.m.