Who says drugs slow your mental processes?
If MacGuyver were real, he would smoke weed. As soon as I saw that, the first thing that popped into my head was Denis Leary. If you've heard No Cure For Cancer, you know which bit I'm talking about.
In an unrelated note, Nightwish has songs on their Tales of the Elvenpath CD. (I know! Songs! On a CD! GASP!) One has a BOT-type reading a passage that I believe is from the Lord of the Ring, which is cool. Another is called Nymphomaniac Fantasia, and it just occurred to me what that would mean. Finally,
"beeves" is a word. It is the plural of "beef", known colloquially nowadays as "cattle", and raising the question of what is a singular beef? Time to go eat me some roast beeves. Beeves beeves beeves. Beeves gets the award for Best Word I Learned Yesterday.