Say what you will about Red Meat
That it's sick, or twisted, or just not funny, but when Max Cannon has a good idea... well, he has a good idea.

Wearing a necklace of human fingers (or ears) would be an awesome way to get away with shoddy workmaship, or even better, a way to get away with outstanding workmanship without having people bug you all the time. If I didn't have that pesky irrational fear of cigar-cutters and garden shears, I just might follow through with it!  ¶ 8:38 p.m.