Thursday, February 12, 2004
Marty Feldman, the original bug-eyed wonder!
Forget Steve Buscemi, this is the guy that started it all!
Anyways, I've noticed that I've been making more and more short posts after the big one. I don't know if this is a trend or a phase yet. I also don't know if it even matters. I do know that I'm going fencing tonight! Yay! And of course, the hardest thing to do so far was find a bloody "athletic supporter". Nice little euphemism there... what ever happened to cup? Anyways, even despite the recommendation from the guy I talked to about starting, I had already planned on getting one of these. Gettin' me nards shish-kabobbed is not a notion I wish to entertain. So I went to the sports place in Rideau Center, and of course the only sizes they have are small and extra-large. I know I'm not a small, and I'm reasonable sure that I'm not an extra-large, since the waist size was in the 40" area for the jockstrap. I couldn't even do the mix and match thing, since again, the only sizes there were small and extra-large. So I ended up going about 5 blocks out of the way to another place where they maintained a reasonable selection of product in stock and found one that would fit more comfortably. So there's the little story from today that you probably didn't need to hear. Moving on!
Schwing!
This is the coolest case mod evar. To quote Force Monkeys, on a scale of one to sauce, it's definitely on par with ravioli, and maybe even lasagna. Hell, mod isn't even a proper term, since that would imply only modification to the case, and this is clearly the result of an overactive imagination, too many free PC parts (he uses 40GB hard drives for eyes!) and far too much bodging skill. To the clueless, "bodging" is Brit slang for building things out of spare parts that are rather cobbled together. Like... wow. It's a bug! What more can I say? Coolest PC case evar. EVAR. (At least as of the time of this blogging.)
Ever wonder which came first, eggs or popcorn? At least as far as eating was concerned? Me too. That's why I'm glad that this little timeline has informed me that it was indeed eggs, at about circa "before years had numbers". Popcorn, on the other hand is from about 3600BC. So there, thppp!
So some of you may know that people have long made gay fan-fiction about Lord of the Rings. Some may have even read some. But now with the movie, we have stars to Photoshop into happy homo-erotic pictures! And guess what happens when these come into contact with said stars? And by contact, I of course mean that they were asked to sign such a pic. Priceless expressions.
That's about it.
No really, I need to get going. I don't even have time to do the dishes! Horribly lazy, I know, but whaddya gonna do? I'm over here, and you're over there. Or the other way around, depending on how you look at it. ¶ 4:21 p.m.
Forget Steve Buscemi, this is the guy that started it all!
Anyways, I've noticed that I've been making more and more short posts after the big one. I don't know if this is a trend or a phase yet. I also don't know if it even matters. I do know that I'm going fencing tonight! Yay! And of course, the hardest thing to do so far was find a bloody "athletic supporter". Nice little euphemism there... what ever happened to cup? Anyways, even despite the recommendation from the guy I talked to about starting, I had already planned on getting one of these. Gettin' me nards shish-kabobbed is not a notion I wish to entertain. So I went to the sports place in Rideau Center, and of course the only sizes they have are small and extra-large. I know I'm not a small, and I'm reasonable sure that I'm not an extra-large, since the waist size was in the 40" area for the jockstrap. I couldn't even do the mix and match thing, since again, the only sizes there were small and extra-large. So I ended up going about 5 blocks out of the way to another place where they maintained a reasonable selection of product in stock and found one that would fit more comfortably. So there's the little story from today that you probably didn't need to hear. Moving on!
Schwing!
This is the coolest case mod evar. To quote Force Monkeys, on a scale of one to sauce, it's definitely on par with ravioli, and maybe even lasagna. Hell, mod isn't even a proper term, since that would imply only modification to the case, and this is clearly the result of an overactive imagination, too many free PC parts (he uses 40GB hard drives for eyes!) and far too much bodging skill. To the clueless, "bodging" is Brit slang for building things out of spare parts that are rather cobbled together. Like... wow. It's a bug! What more can I say? Coolest PC case evar. EVAR. (At least as of the time of this blogging.)
Ever wonder which came first, eggs or popcorn? At least as far as eating was concerned? Me too. That's why I'm glad that this little timeline has informed me that it was indeed eggs, at about circa "before years had numbers". Popcorn, on the other hand is from about 3600BC. So there, thppp!
So some of you may know that people have long made gay fan-fiction about Lord of the Rings. Some may have even read some. But now with the movie, we have stars to Photoshop into happy homo-erotic pictures! And guess what happens when these come into contact with said stars? And by contact, I of course mean that they were asked to sign such a pic. Priceless expressions.
That's about it.
No really, I need to get going. I don't even have time to do the dishes! Horribly lazy, I know, but whaddya gonna do? I'm over here, and you're over there. Or the other way around, depending on how you look at it. ¶ 4:21 p.m.
