I'm rather speechless.
Forget everything I said before about having a bad day. Turns out I got an offer for the RIM job, so I'm rather giddy at the moment. Everything won't be locked down until Monday, but I guess I'm saved. Halleluja.

Also, you might as well make all the rimjob jokes now. They will not be tolerated under the new regime.  ¶ 8:14 p.m.