My faith in humanity has been seriously diminished.
I spend a lot of time on the internet, and as a result, I see a lot of mp3s and videos of people doing things that can only be met with speechlessness. The events that the internet gives witness to, and many witnesses at that, are either shocking, or funny, or just plain dumb. Until now, I thought I had seen the worst the internet could send me and not contract any psychological problems.

I was wrong. So very, very wrong. A woman has called 911, yes the POLICE/EMERGENCY people, to get them to come to a Burger King and get the employees of said BK to bring her the sandwich she ordered.

Stop and read that again, because I'm confident it hasn't sunk in yet. There is someone on this planet that we all live on that seems to seriously think that the police are at her beck and call to come in with their magic police wands and solve every problem that can happen to a person.

I'm afraid of what would happen if she tried this on a cop in person. Magic police wands indeed.  ¶ 6:54 p.m.