In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark.
Well this is interesting
 | You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism | | 71% | agnosticism | | 63% | Paganism | | 63% | Buddhism | | 58% | atheism | | 58% | Islam | | 38% | Hinduism | | 29% | Judaism | | 21% | Christianity | | 17% |
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... Oooookay, I can't say this is entirely unexpected. I'm certainly not Hindu, Jewish, Christian, Atheistic or Islamic, and I don't know enough about Paganism to tell on that one. I think a lot can be open to interpretation in this quiz, since it's one of those "everything is measured in degrees, even the black and white, yes or no questions" things that I particularily hate.
For the record, I can definitely state that I do not hail Satan or have a pentagram under my bed or anything. I'll try to do better on the chicked sacrifice angle from now on though.