DO. NOT.
Seriously, Wisconsin, if you decide to declare war on cats, you will lose any chance of ever being my friend. I don't care about your cows, or your cheese, or your precious songbirds or anything else you have. Turning all your yahoos loose to terrorize cats is fucked up, and all you're going to get is a bunch of wounded-but-not-killed, really pissed off felines ready to maul whoever approaches them. I'm not even going to go into the whole accidental gunshot wound angle.

Stupid shit like this in the news, even if it's just speculation, just ruins my day right good and proper.  ¶ 1:15 p.m.