Latigo Flint
Well damn if'n this ain't one o' the funniest things to hit the web in these here parts since the Hanigan brothers went on their rampage back in '96.

Ok, that was lame. Still, Latigo Flint, Quickest Quickdraw Ever is entirely funny in the best of ways.

Amputees sometimes feel phantom pain - sensation in limbs that are no longer there. Latigo Flint can empathize; Latigo Flint feels the pain of a lost way of life, that glorious era of squinty-eyed gunslingers, the Old American West.

Whenever the pain becomes too much to bear, Latigo Flint downs a bottle of cedar barrel whiskey, a handful of barbiturates and heads over to the Gene Autry Western Heritage Museum, located on the eastern edge of Griffith Park in Los Angeles.

I don't see what the big problem was today. What, like 4th graders have never seen a hysterical, bleeding man trying to climb into paintings before? Aren't field trips supposed to expose students to things they can't experience in a classroom?

It only gets better (or worse, from Latigo's point of view) from there. Trust me, this is comedy gold. Highly recommended.  ¶ 9:10 a.m.