This week, in screwed-up dreams
Last night I dreamt that I was at a MacWorld conference, and that Steve Jobs was doing his keynote speech. For some reason, it was being held at the Jubilee Auditorium in Edmonton, and somehow, Steve could see me in the balcony. I was wearing a shirt that had something to do with both Topato Potato and Timmy from South Park. I'm pretty sure it made fun of the handicapped and/or mentally ill. Steve didn't like it and wanted me to leave and in fact came up to the balcony where I was sitting to do so. Since he was doing anything at all, all the Apple-heads cheered. I managed to defend my shirt, somehow by comparing it to both I'm Communism and Tupping Liberty. Eventually, Steve Jobs went back to doing his keynote speech, I started thinking he was a pretty swell guy, and everyone was happy.

I don't know what this means, but I plan on going to Best Buy today. I hope I don't mistakenly buy anything with an Apple on it.  ¶ 1:03 p.m.