How will you know?
A Solution! Retroactive timestamping. Now you shall never be certain when I am posting, and left forever in doubt! Such is the cunning evil of my machinations! If I could link to an mp3 of an evil laugh, there would be one here.

Ok, it's definitely not worthy of such melodrama, I know. Still, I figure there's only one person out there constantly clicking the refresh button of this here site, desperate for the word-milk from the teat that is my keyboard, (you know who you are!) so the slight discrepancies won't be noticed by anyone important. Sure, the fact that posts could be going up exactly on the hour or half-past, but that's just coincidence. At least I won't have to worry about ineffectual legalese getting slapped on the ass of my postings by some server filter.

Segue into more stuff I wrote due to boredom!  ¶ 3:32 p.m.