Saturday, October 23, 2004
Foreign substances float in his cranial fluids.
The Canonical List Of Full-Deckisms:
Over a thousand of 'em - get them while they're hot! (The one that caught my eye the most was "Has a mind like wet tennis shoes: makes squishy noises while running.") ¶ 6:45 p.m.
The Canonical List Of Full-Deckisms:
145. As bright as a nightlight / small appliance bulb / tulip bulb.
146. As dumb as an ox.
145. As focused as a fart.
146. As funny as a fire in a children's home.
148. As handy as a whiskbroom and twice as intelligent. -- Peter DeVries
147. As happy as if he had brains / was in his right mind.
148. As happy as the village idiot.
149. Aspopular as a French kiss at a family reunion.
150. As popular as a pork pie at a Jewish wedding / synagogue.
151. As queer/rare as a nine bob note. (Very English.)
152. As quick as a corpse.
153. As sensible as entering an ass-kicking contest with a porcupine.
154. As sharp as a bag of wet mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn
Over a thousand of 'em - get them while they're hot! (The one that caught my eye the most was "Has a mind like wet tennis shoes: makes squishy noises while running.") ¶ 6:45 p.m.
